Float like a Butterfly - Sting like a jilted lesbian!

If I had to label myself, I’d consider myself a “Liberal”.

I believe in Free Speech, I’m Pro-Choice, I’m all open for everyone having their own sexual identity (once it doesn’t infringe on mine!) - you get my drift. So you see, I can pretty much wrangle my mind around most things.

HOWEVER, I’ve just read some very “interesting” news or so it’s being called. While perusing on the nydailynews website, looking for my daily page six delights, I stumbled upon it…what was it,you ask?  Well, it seems that a lesbian couple who’s been in a 14 year relationship and have split due to some supposed infidelity are now “divorcing”. Here’s the hitch in the giddy: 

• according to what’s being reported they were NEVER officially/legally married, they had a “commitment” ceremony.
• neither of them filed to be the others “domestic partner”
• stupidly, they were joint owners of a co-op and shared joint finances
• One of these broads had the other on her life insurance policy and took the other to court - wanting to banish her from both the policy and the Co-Op.                          

It seems that these are no ordinary sheila’s…no sirree. In fact, the woman with the most to loose (depending on how you look at it) is Halina Avery,39, who just so happens to be the heiress to the Avery office supply conglomerate.  Boy O Boy, where were her trustees and barristers when she was getting into this ”commitment”.            

The other broad is some real estate agent, who obviously is one greedy,covetous and insidious human being; as she’s suing old girl Avery -for spousal support, and equitable distribution of the monies which she shared with ole girl Avery.

And to this I say ladies and gents, never get fucking married and stop with the goddamn commitment ceremonies!!!

To Ole girl Avery :  So for 14 years it was never an issue for you to consider this a marriage;but the minute you see that this wench wants her fair share (depending on how you look at it), you now want to get specific and clarify things. NOT. Since it seems that you had no formal pre-commitment ceremony-nup, I can in some strange-oddball way -sympathize with that greedy heffa. It was all well and good feeling on her goods for 14 years- as wife & woman (is that the appropriate term?), but one wrong move and ole  girl can no longer live in the lifestyle in which you’ve helped her get accustomed to? Pay Up! It’s not that I agree with handing over monies to people who haven’t worked for it;but you should pay for your stupidity. There should have been something written in stone. Now you’ll just have to settle for say, 500million instead of the billion you might have been sitting on.

 To the greedy and insideous ex: You should be ashamed of yourself!! Have your parents taught you nothing!  How can you sue for monies you didn’t work for? Hell, you’re suing for monies, you ex-woman didn’t even work for.  No good will ever come to you! NONE! Work and sue for what’s rightfully yours! You claim you loved this woman yet you cheat on her? You refuse to be taken off her insurance policies because …Let me answer, because you are a covitious money grubbing skank, who just refuses to be a woman with a back bone. You spineless twit. Opportunistic individuals don’t make it to heaven or any other divine place after this life,Molly Caldwell.

To All same sex couples: You wanted rights to the “American Dream” and now you have it;so when the “American Nightmare” is set before you in a dog bowl, don’t start bitchin now. This here is part of that dream you wanted, you remember, the equality,liberty and justice for all. That was how Rosie put it, right? Don’t you wish you could re-consider….NOT

T.