Is that all?!!

You know what, the next time one of these J-list, pseudo celebs release a sex tape, I’d appreciate something worth watching. This is the second time I’ve been disappointed with these jokers. LMAO. I know I sound outraged, lol, but really, it’s been a MIN and if “I’m going to take time to watch your lewd little tryst, at least let me relish in something worth wild. 

                                Disappointment 1. Kim Kardashian & this fool.

Really? Is this what people do on sex tapes? Put on make up, chew gum like wild cattle and walk round town looking at toe rings and sh*t? Man! I borrowed this dvd expecting, a SESSION and all I got was a lesson on how to put on eye shadow! Damnit. And this is what fine ass Reggie Bush is canoodling with in the wee hours? BORING! Beautiful woman, no denying but damn, make some real noise, be a participant in the show, would you!

                                   Disappointment 2. Buckeey From Flavor of Love

I heard about this tape earlier TODAY, and then a friend reminded me about it so I went and looked it up.  BORING! It wasn’t a proper sex tape, it was merely a scene from some type of home-made movie.  Nothing to make noise about at ALL.  Pretty girl, just a shame she’s taking all these kinds of routes to get them $$$$’s.

Now that I’ve wasted enough time, back to the Game. Let’s go San Antonio!!!.

T.